You know you’re a Mummy……

You know you’re a mummy when you get under the duvet to find a toy car and a half eaten biscuit smeared on the sheets.

You know you’re a mummy when you can smell baby poo under your nails all day.

You know you’re a mummy when having 5 minutes to get ready for a rare night out makes you excited.

You know you’re a mummy when the entire Postman Pat theme tune goes round and round your head all day.

You know you’re a mummy when you buy clothes that are wipe proof or don’t show baby stains easily.

You know you’re a mummy when you think carrying 5 shopping bags is a doddle compared to carrying a toddler, bags, shoes, coats, toys.

You know you’re a mummy when it’s raining outside so you don’t bother to style your hair as strapping a toddler into the car seat after carrying them to said car means there would be no point.

You know you’re a mummy when you consider how much baby stuff could be carried in a new handbag purchase, not just buying it because you like it.

You know you’re a mummy when you only go to restaurants that have enough room for the highchair and good acoustics!

You know you’re a mummy when you spend most car journeys singing nursery rhymes.

You know you’re a mummy when your negotiation skills exceed specialist trained experts.

You know you’re a mummy when all your Ebay purchases are Postman Pat related.

You know you’re a mummy when all your phone memory is used up on photos many of which are the same as the last photo.

You know you’re a mummy when people look confused when your toddler is talking but you understand every word.

You know you’re a mummy when let’s have an early night actually means let’s have an early night to go to sleep!

You know you’re a mummy when everything of any importance is now stored on top of cupboards and not in them.

You know you’re a mummy when your living room looks like a major incident requiring police presence has occurred in a toy shop!

You know you’re a mummy when the saying bone tired actually reflects that your bones are tired!

You know you’re a mummy when you are so tired the thought of stepping out of the shower takes Herculean effort.

You know you’re a mummy when you’ve remembered the name of every teddy in the 20000 collection but you can’t remember what you did yesterday.

You know you’re a mummy when a little voice calls you mummy.

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